Hauntological Corrective Exercise: A Critique of Physical Therapy

If I have to out-advertise you, I will lose. If I need to pay you to listen to reason, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a long career of mistakes. Skills that make me seem extremely arrogant in text but also make my ideas entertaining to read. If you let your delusions go now that will be the end of it. I will not say you are too stupid to insult and I will stop yelling at you on the Internet. If you fail to let these delusions go, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will teach you how to deadlift (and force you to admit that your practice is a sham). (more…)


DANGER – Exercise Variation Lurking Ahead

Millions of people have sprinted into my DM’s inquiring about exercise variation. So, today, I’d like to broach this topic and discuss why I believe many “experts” out there hide behind it. There are many of these experts in the fitness industry, so this blog post is going to be imperative. Western civilization’s current health status is a rather gnarly indictment of these authority figures. We’re a generation of fat men and women raised by experts. I’m wondering if another expert is really the answer we need. (more…)